By The Webster's Dominatrix on March 4, 2008 Posted in:
Spare Tire. (Noun) Refers to excessive flab around a male's waist. After featuring a near nude
Javier Bardem, a shirtless
Dwayne Johnson, and a hairy-chested
Hugh Jackman, we here at WIMB wanted to take today and offer up a reality check by way of "The Numb3rs" David Krumholtz, seen above sporting a spare tire. Sorry my sistren, but it had to be done, lest you begin to think that all men looked like Javier and Hugh, thus giving the male species an unfortunate inferiority complex, which would thus drive them to eating disorders and self-image problems. And we can't have that, can we?
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Thank you, Webster's!
I actually feel good about myself today -- it could be a lot worse. . .Krumholtz worse.
Damn, Mr. Universe has really let himself go.
One more thing, quickly:
You see that woman, the one standing with fatso? She's seen Krumholtz's penis. My god!
I wonder if he's a nice person or a talented actor? Who the hell cares what he looks like. You guys are just mean!
Oh, he's not a nice person. He once completely chewed me out on a fan message board just for saying that tacitly endorsing psychic detectives on a supposedly *science-based show* was misguided. So I think it's hilarious that he's completely let himself go.
When was the photo taken? He had slimmed down considerably for the 3rd season.
I've watched most of his movies since I spotted him on Numb3rs. David has grown a lot as an acotor and is awesome on Numb3rs. Great show.