Through the power of rainbow magic, Mariah Carey just sprouted ten extra inches of leg. (Yeeeah!)

Tyra Banks to eat models, destroy reality show. (IDLYITW)

It looks like Nicole Kidman's baby bump is trying to back its way out the wrong end. (Just Jared)

Somebody needs a little more skirt -- that ass don't cover itself, you know? (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

Penelope Cruz, on the other hand ... (The Blemish)

Fact: The uglier you are, the happier your marriage. (Celebitchy)

Cloth diapers or disposable? Either way, it's a shitty situation. (Offsprung)

Because Ms. Graham simply doesn't get enough attention. (I Don't Want Your Life)

Pam Anderson shows off her totally free leech treatment. (Rad Report)