Avril went on Ashton Kutcher's assy little "punk the paparazzi" show. Oh snap, celebrities! Manufacturing stunts which gives us ammo to make of you? The egg on our face! (IDLYITW)

Someone is stalking Britney Spears. And not in the "rid the world of her evil" kind of way. (Yeeeah!)

George Clooney might be secretly engaged to his "Fear Factor" girlfriend. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh. Good Lawd. New York is coming back with another VH1 celebreality show. (Celebrity Smack)

Miley Cyrus' mom learns some pointers from Lynn Spears. Hopefully she does the opposite of whatever Lynn told her. (Celebitchy)

You didn't need to tell me that the dude from Nickleback sucks dick... But his own dick? I'll admit, that surprised me. (The Blemish)

Oh shut the hell up already, Kelly Osbourne. (DListed)

Satan sends his love. (Pajiba)