Audrina Patridge loves herself some pork fried rice! (The Blemish)

Rainbow Killer goes for a little sail! (usemycomputer)

Petra Nemcova pulls off goth much better than *cough* some people *cough.* (Popoholic)

OH MY GOD it's Corky from "Life Goes On!!!!" LOVE! (Seriously? OMG!)

Meet the other end of the spectrum of Spitzer's insatiable craving for whore. (Yeeeah!)

Seriously though, keep your damn kids away from Paris Hilton. (Ayyyy!)

Kirsten Dunst out of rehab, still pale and trashy. (POTP)

Stupid Olsens. How can you bicker over money when you have more of it than God?! (Popbytes)

Poison drummer Rikki Rockett arrested on rape charges. I guess this will put a kink into any future VH1 Celebreality dating show plans. (Celebitchy)

Is Mena Suvari preggers with that punk-ass boyfriend of hers' kid? (Evil Beet)

Superhero Movie: about as entertaining as the 80th email forward of "funny cats" from Uncle Frank. (Pajiba)