I've got the perfect St. Patty's Day hangover cure: Tara Reid's Liposuction Irregularities! Get it all up, now. (Rad Report)

Madonna blathers her blibbedy blap to Interview magazine. (popbytes)

Eva Mendes is going to be the face of Calvin Klein's new line of flannel g-strings and garter belts. (Yeeeah!)

Preggernant Minnie Driver at "The Riches" season two premiere. (usemycomputer)

Well where the fuck did everyone think Anna Nicole's son was getting his drugs?! (CelebritySmack)

"How I Met Your Mother" promos featuring Britney hit the net, marking the very first time anyones gives a crap about "How I Met Your Mother." (Evil Beet)

"So That's What Happened to Baby Jane" starring Christina Aguilera. (CelebWarship)

Why yes, DMX has been living in a cave for the past year. Why do you ask? (TheBlemish)

The poignant brilliance of "Six Feet Under," revisited. (Pajiba)