Leelee Sobiesky collects the hair of celebrities. But the creepy part? Celebrities like Tim Allen and Martin Short. (The Blemish)

Faux pas alert! Somebody has been applying their own fake bake. (Seriously? OMG!)

Big Gay Al divorces Star Jones and her big stupid hat. (Ayyyy!)

Paris and her retarded new boyfriend once again steal Nikki's thunder. (CelebWarship)

Owen Wilson bounces back with Jennifer Aniston, because that's not depressing at all. (Yeeeah!)

We shouldn't care about Lindsay Lohan's dad's girlfriend... Yet strangely? We can't get enough! (Evil Beet)

Because there's nothing the troops overseas love more than transvestites. (Popoholic)

I miss Thora Birch. (usemycomputer)