What pseudo-celebrity has finally caught on to the latest Hollywood fashion trend -- wearing your gut over your belt? (Yeeeah!)

Sorry, but when it's a slow gossip day, it's easy to get excited about Anne Hathaway in her underwear. (IDLYITW)

Do you have any idea what happens when you mix corn starch and water? You get to know what Jesus felt like! (Galley Slaves)

What would your favorite celebrity look like without a neck? I have no idea, but here's what Kirsten Dunst looks like without one. (Celebitchy)

Kate Hudson is sporting some weird-ass butt flossage. (Evil Beet)

Another one of those "American Idol" contestants is a stripper or a terrorist or something unseemly. It's hard to keep track. (The Blemish)

Whatever happened to Kate Beckinsale's placeholder, Neve Campbell? Oh! There she is. (Usemycomputer)