My bumps. My bumps. My lovely baby bumps. (Yeeeah!)

And speaking of pregnancy: Is Jimmy Kimmel preggers? (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

I guess it was inevitable: Britney Spears takes one to the back of the throat, Trey Parker style. (The Blemish)

Does this photo of Lohan and her alleged girlfriend have a certain Edward Hopper quality to it? I almost want to hang it in my office. (Celebwarship)

The greatest invention in parenting since duct tape: A baby chair you can attach to a bar. (Offsprung)

Britney Spears is losing her cars, but gaining a taco! (Pop on the Pop)

Those bastards in Hollywood are remaking Robocop! Can you believe that? Philistines! (Pajiba)

Somewhere in the blogosphere, today is John Oliver day, as every day should be (Comedy Central Insider)