Poser
Poser: (Noun) A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.Guess what everybody? Avril Lavigne is coming out with her very own clothing line, for the discriminating 14 year old poser.
"It's rock glam: fun, colorful, young and edgy," Avril Lavigne says of her new clothing line. The threads (ranging from $24 to $48) mimic the "Complicated" singer's signature skater-girl-chic style and include hoodies, jeans and tees in bright colors and skull and zebra patterns.
That's so funny! Because I was crossing my fingers, thinking "I hope there's gonna be skulls and crossbones," and then there totally was! The only thing is, I thought Avril's Lavigne's clothing line already existed, except that it was called "Hot Topic" and could be conveniently located at thousands of shopping malls nationwide.
'Fun, colorful, young, and edgy?' Right, Avril, like we're supposed to believe those are your words and not the words of some middle-aged marketing group.
And, avril -- you're about as 'complicated' as a pile of dog shit.
you know what's "punk" and "edgy"? mass-marketing to tweens.
why couldn't she have been the one to take too many of the wrong kinds of pills?