Meth Diet
Meth Diet
(Hollywood Trend) Nutritional plan that consists of copious amounts of crystal
methamphetamine and gallons of Mountain Dew. Increases metabolism and
dramatically reduces weight in mere days! Also, results in translucent skin,
sunken eyes, and skeletal figure.
You know, doctors and health
professionals are always saying that, if you’re in a relationship, the best way
to lose weight is to do it with your significant other. And I think it’s great, after nine years of marriage (which is 72 in Hollywood years) that these
two are still doing stuff together. I commend Courtney Cox and David Arquette
for going on the meth diet together! It’s cute, isn’t it? And I bet their house
is spotless!
That's not funny. I lost ME to METH. At least that's what it says on the billboards that are peppering Los Angeles. I thought they were ads for Breaking Bad. The fuck do I know? I'm a methhead.
And David Arquette is number two on the list of "Arquettes I Like".
Meth! Ohhh, Meth!
I can't sleep and I can't eat, but I've got the cleanest house on the street!
Meth! Ohhh, Meth!
Seriously? I mean, I know she looks skeletal, but that's not news. And how does he look any less than perfectly normal? Especially for him, Mr. Fug himself.
Sorry... I think you've crossed the line with a meth joke. Is it quite a slow news day? Please forgive Courtney Cox for not fake tanning and looking her age, which is 43, by the way.