McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose. (Universal Theory) The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times.

Alright, alright, alright: People Magazine is reporting that Mathew McConaughey is launching a beachwear line with a McConaughey approved series of swim trunks, flip flops and bandannas, as well as a large assortment of unworn shirts he pulled out of his closet. There is no word yet as to whether the beachwear will be made from hemp, however the line will be shipped with the McConaughey's trademark scent of testicle sweat, fritos, and wet dog. McConaughey celebrated the launch, naturally, by taking off his shirt. It looked something like this: