Flasher: (Noun) A person, esp. a man, who exposes his genitals in public.

Oh dear God NO. Someone please tell me why the fairer half of Filliam H. Muffman is dressed like a back alley flasher? Seriously guys, Felicity Huffman is totally creeping me the hell out. When your husband rocks a pervstache and you look like the one about the commit a lewd and salacious act, maybe you should stop and consider if this is really the impression you want to be making with your choice in attire. Just a thought.