Fauxialite: (Noun) An attractive woman who lives beyond her means as a way to attain a lifestyle above her reach.

Hey everybody, it's the cast of "Sex and the City!" See, you've got the horse-faced one, the slutty blonde one, the conservative one, and the one who looks like Eva Longoria. Oh, huh? Wait a minute, my bad! This is actually a whole different group of prehistoric, dried-up old fauxialites -- the ladies of "The Real Housewives of New York City."