Cartoon: (Noun) A motion picture using animation techniques to photograph a sequence of drawings rather than real people or objects..

Britney Spears' upcoming video for her new single "Break the Ice" is going to be brilliantly revolutionary, in that it contains no actual Britney Spears. And what better way to remove Britney Spears from the equation of a Britney Spears video than to make it a cartoon! My only qualm is, when I picture an animated version of Britney Spears, it looks less like "Sailor Moon" up there and more like a Garbage Pail Kid. But, whatever. Anything that keeps her away from fishnets and a stripper pole is A-OK by me.