Broke
Broke: (Adjective) Having completely run out of money.Jerry Seinfeld has said in the past that he wouldn't return to television like his other "Seinfeld" cast mates, because he already "has enough money." Well everybody, it looks like Jerry Seinfeld is broke! (Or perhaps preparing for a legal evisceration!) Because Page Six is reporting that The Seinfeld is planning his big NBC comeback!
Sources tell PageSix.com that the 53-year-old comedian is in talks for a new series on his old net. The show is being pitched as "just like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but with Jerry, instead of Larry." The series, which is aiming for a June premiere, will be set in New York and will feature Jerry Seinfeld playing himself in an exaggerated reality.
You know what the one thing was that made both "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" funny? Larry David. Without Larry David, you just have some bouffant-headed douchebag kvetching about the deal with airline peanuts. He ought to just call this show "Cancel Me!" because there's no way it won't be a sensational failure.
I watched Seinfeld and hated Jerry. I couldnt understand how this ugly petty whiny little man met all these beautiful women. I hope he gets his ass handed to him in this upcoming court case.
"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is "Seinfeld" with Larry instead of Jerry! So "Curb Your Enthusiasm" with Jerry instead of Larry is..."Seinfeld"? My brain hurts. Also, Jason Alexander and Don Knight were the best parts about "Seinfeld", anyway, besides Larry David.
Ahh, Wayne Knight, I'm a 'tard.
Jerry- Don't do it. You have used up any goodwill you had earned on that fucking Bee Movie PR campaign. Which continued on the Oscars (!).
Don't do it.
Well, Jerry has expensive kids, expensive houses and an expensive book-stealing retard wife. He could use the scratch.
Did anyone notice that Bee Movie is out on DVD the same day as There Will Be Blood? I hope the good Mr. Plainview drinks Jerry's honey milkshake!
Err, I mean No Country For Old Men DVD is out the same day. Sorry about that.
Uh, so I hope Mr. Chigurh puts an air compressor in that beehive. Yeah, that's it.