Angles (Intransitive Verb) To try to get something by indirect or artful means; (Noun) The place, position, or direction from which an object is presented to view.

Angles. That's what it's all about, folks. Angles are a photographer's best friend. A great photographer -- and I'm talking about a modern-day Da Vinci -- can use angles to his advantage to, miraculously, make even Hilary Swank unbelievably alluring. Hilary Swank modeling Calvin Klein underwear, y'all! Seriously. The woman who took out three men in The Next Karate Kid with her cheekbones looks tasty enough to provoke me to give up Clooney and switch teams.

Here's a woman I'd tie to my bedpost and make love to, if she'd only loan me her penis. Rawr.