Zipper
Zipper. Noun. Also called slide fastener, a
device used for fastening clothing, valises, etc., consisting of two
toothed tracks or spiral metal or plastic coils, each bordering one of
two edges to be joined, and a piece that either interlocks or separates
them when pulled.Listen, Sienna. I know your movie career hasn't exactly taken off yet, but surely you have a few dollars you can scrounge up under your couch (look under the panties) cause your dress missing a very important element. It's called a zipper, Sienna. Look into it.
Erm... okay, Sierra hate aside, exposed-back dresses are hot. Especially when the back is the only bit exposed, barring maybe teensy bit of chest. This, however is a little too naked for good taste. You must be more snark-specific.
Well, if it weren't see-through...
Covered or not, if I can see your 'Shitsburgh' through your dress, it's skank-tacular.
Cut out the label next time. Amateur.