Witch: Noun. A woman thought to have evil magic powers, popularly depicted as wearing a black cloak and pointed hat, and flying on a broomstick.

Yeeech! What the hell do you call this ensemble? Nicole Kidman looks like the kid whose mom was too drunk to help her with her costume for the school play, so she just slapped together some shit out of her bra and pantyhose, with some cut apart scarves and boas for good measure. I mean, you call that a witch? What's with the puffy sleeves?! But of course, the teachers all feel sorry for her and let it go because they know her mom works over at Al's Diamond Cabaret.