Ugly Stick. Noun. A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch. Ugly sticks are rumored to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forest.

What happened to Jamie Bell? Remember him as the oh-so-fucking-cute kid from Billy Elliot? Jesus: It looks like puberty coincided with a severe beating from an ugly stick. Those ears! He looks like an extra from LOTR. I haven't seen an pubescent ugly-stick beating this bad since Fred Savage began sprouting chest sprigs.