Supersize: Verb. Produce or serve something in a larger size.

Jessica Simpson and her creepy dad Papa Joe are being sued by a fitness video company called "Speedfit" after allegedly breaking a multi-million dollar contract. Although Jessica recorded a DVD back in 2005, she later changed her mind and banned its release.

Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million - and since she's refused to settle, Astilean's now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, "They are hurting millions of fat people in America." Simpson's rep said, "It's a legal matter that's in the hands of attorneys."

Uh yeah, OK -- I'll blame Jessica Simpson for a lot, but hurting millions of fat people? Even at a million -- that's probably, at best, over nine hundred thousand more than the amount of people who would have bought the stupid DVD to begin with. And anyway, I think the only thing in the history of this country that has hurt "millions of fat people" is McDonald's Supersize offer. That shit was practically the holocaust for fat people.