Soccer-Mom Haircut
Soccer-Mom Haircut. Noun. Hair style frequently adopted by white, suburban mothers, characterized by shorter locks that are quick and easy to style. Frequently worn by SUV-driving Republican moms who can be seen in large retail stores yelling at their children and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto.
i used to like her. like when you guys made fun of her, i used to think, oh i like crazy mouthy katherine heigel. not anymore. skank cancer, it is!