The mini-Lohan rears her whorey head. (DListed)

Kirsten Dunst is on the verge of a mental breakdown. Whee! (The Blemish)

Britney thinks her Mom wants her sloppy seconds. But then again, she is crazy. (Yeeeah!)

Jessica Alba's got her preggernancy rack in full effect! (Popoholic)

Oooh, I know who can play Courtney Love in her biopic, and it sure ain't ScarJo. (CelebritySmack)

Sarah Silverman makes a funny. Yawnners. (CelebWarship)

Tweeners love Miley Cryus. Babies, on the other hand... (PopOnThePop)

Kate Hudson + Unfortunate dress + strong winds = hilarity! (Ayyyy!)

No one wants to see Christina Aguilera's stupid money baby. (Celebslam)

Insert your own "Eva Longoria's New Movie Sucks" joke here! (Pajiba)