Nelly Furtado is knocked up. But what's really shocking is that she's only 29!! Christ, I assumed this bitch was like 40! (The Blemish)

Winehouse has a brand new Blake to go with her brand new teeth. (CelebWarship)

Which old ladies have got the most butchered up faces in Hollywood? (cityrag)

Rachel Bilson's cuteness is an epidemic which may cause seizures and dizziness. (Popoholic)

How can you arrest Bai Ling for stealing magazines?? It should just be like, "Oh, Bai Ling... Thanks for wearing a shirt this time." (Evil Beet)

If you ask me, there are no winners in "helmet hair." (Celebitchy)

Oh, do shut the fuck up, Avril Lavigne. (PopOnThePop)

The Indiana Jones and the Insert-Old-People-Joke-Here teaser trailer in now online. (Egotastic)