Yeah, Sienna Miller is pretty... Pretty stupid! Like how I did that? (Agent Bedhead)

Amy Winehouse finally looks like she's had a meal and a good night's sleep. (Yeeeah!)

You Decide 2008! Heather Graham's outfit: sexy or skanky? (Popoholic)

Oh, big wow, John Mayer -- you have above average sized junk. Doesn't change the fact that you're still a fucking doooooouche. (Fatback)

Could be worse... She could be out with a homeless sex offender, or Lindsay Lohan. (Ayyyy!)

Hey, it's that chick from Destiny's Child who isn't Beyonce or the ugly one. (JordanIsYourHomeboy)

While I don't know who Edison Chen is -- I do loves me some celebrity sex scandal! (The Blemish)

Delta Burke also committed herself last week. Mental breakdowns are totally hot right now! (CelebritySmack)

Suuure, J. Lo's twins are hereditary and not the result of her gobbling up a pharmacy's worth of fertilization pills. (Celebitchy)