Snaps: Memories
Oh, Christ. Jennifer Aniston needs to get the fuck over it. (IDLYITW)Nicole Kidman used to be able to smile without it even breaking her face. (Agent Bedhead)
Is Charisma Carpenter too old to be the new Keds spokesperson after Mischa gets dumped? (Yeeeah!)
Oh, grief. Britney might be pregnant again. Paternity is narrowed down to Adnan or Taco Bell. (The Blemish)
That's Sergeant Cocker Spaniel to you. (Ayyyy!)
Because we need another Spears baby like we need another Madonna album. Oh, what's that? Shit. (Seriously? OMG!)
Remember Mayim Bialik from "Blossom?" Yeah, you just might to leave it that way: in memories. (CelebritySmack)
Ahahahahahaha. No, really. Hahahahahaha. (Evil Beet)
Witless Protection will make you want to scrub your brain with a moonshine and Mountain Dew bender. (Pajiba)
I hear that the Barton weed woman used to be some sort of...actress? She looks as if she smells like, feet.
Blossom? More like one of those roses you find pressed between the pages of an old poetry book of romantic verse. Jesus Mayim, what is that: war orphan chic you're wearing?? I remember her from John Larroquette's show where she played his sensible but kinda cute daughter.