Madonna's kid is gorgeous, but get her a pair of tweezers for fuck's sake! (Agent Bedhead)

Jesus Christ! Fucking explain this, Clarissa! (Evil Beet)

The Olsen Twins are filthy, smelly sluts who secretly hate each other. (popbytes)

Oh wow, the new James Bond movie is going to be just terrible. (CelebWarship)

Somebody tried to steal Shiloh, and the suspect's name rhymes with Fennifer Banniston. (Yeeeah!)

Kirsten Dunst checks into rehab. Shame there's no rehabilitation for fug. (The Blemish)

Mischa Barton is dating the director from her upcoming film. Uh, lucky him? (PopOnThePop)

Kylie Minogue has officially OD'ed on cosmetic surgery. (usemycomputer)

Does "Lipstick Jungle" simply suck or does it suck suck? You only get one guess. (Pajiba)