Somebody better make sure Jamie Lynn doesn't stick that baby in a dumpster. (The Blemish)

Brad and Angelina are the proud owners of a Vietnamese orphan. (Yeeeah!)

Ashton Kutcher finally may have caught something besides "old lady fever." (Agent Bedhead)

Who said Kate Hudson was pregnant again? Bet they feel pret-tay stupid right now. (Seriously? OMG!)

Some movie assistant claims to have been seduced by Angelina Jolie almost 10 years ago. But since she's not running for, oh -- President of the United States, I fail to see the relevance. (Celebitchy)

Hey Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey! (popbytes)

Awww. Poor, pudgy Gerard Depardieu. (Ayyyy!)

Vantage Point: By the time you get it, you won't want it. (Pajiba)

A "major television network" is now casting thrill seekers for a life changing adventure-reality series. Ehh. I think I'm gonna go lie down on the couch now. (Celebrity Smack)