Pap Simpson moves onto screwing up his other daughter. (Seriously? OMG!)

Which Gary is more batshit crazy: Busey? (The Blemish) Or, Coleman? (PopOnThePop)

In all this Oscar madness, we neglected to mention that Britney got to see her kids, y'all! (Yeeeah!)

Holy crap! Tina Fey as a "Rock of Love" skanktestant! (CelebritySmack)

Imagine how pissed Sharon Stone is gonna be when she finds out that's not real zebra. (Ayyyy!)

Kirsten Dunst takes a break from rehab to go shopping at her favorite big box store. (Evil Beet)

More Oscar coverage than you can shake a shiny, man-shaped golden stick at. (BestWeekEver)

Our favorite Bedhead engages in some girl talk with Eli Roth. (Agent Bedhead)