Is it worse that someone has considered making a film about Mike Tyson's life, or that Jamie Foxx may play the feature role? (Celebrity Smack)

Kelly LeBrock has finally given up on dieting. Clearly. (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston creatively works around the tick of her biological clock. (The Blemish)

The girl can't get a movie role to save her life, but Tara Reid can still pay her bar tab with photo shoots. (usemycomputer)

Natalie Portman waxes poetic about Shar-Jos Jo-Jos. (Seriously? OMG!)

JLove, sweetheart: We've all moved on regarding the topic of your ass. Some people even apologized. Now, it's time for you to get over it. Kapisch? (Celebwarship)

Fact: The Internet is a vessel of Satan. (Wendy Wayrad)

Who is the latest celebrity man to fall under the hypnotic chin swell of Rumer Willis? (Holy Moly)

Here's an idea: Try to gain a little box-office clout before turning into a goddamn diva; otherwise, you're just an obnoxious actress. (Yeeeah!)