Sex Scandal

perezhiltonscandal3.jpgSex Scandal. Noun. A scandal involving allegations or information about embarrassing sexual activities, such as adultery, being made public. Sex scandals are often associated with movie stars, politicians, or others in the public eye, and become scandals largely because of the prominence of the person involved.

Here's a disgusting bit of gossip that, for once, Perez Hilton wasn't the first to post on his blog. Page Six is reporting that a young, up-and-coming blogger Jonathan Jaxson apparently got so desperate to increase his own page views that he sought out the advice of Perez. Hilton, in exchange, told Jaxson that he'd gladly help him out, if Jonathon would only do him a solid: Send him a personal sex tape. According to AOL IM transcripts obtained by the Post, Perez told Jaxson: "You should totally make a sex tape . . . (but not with me)." Jaxson wrote back, "I will have to make one on here for you tomorrow and e-mail it to you." [Hilton] responded, "Hot! Do it now!"

After repeatedly, desperately, sadly, pathetically demanding that Jaxson send the sex tape, Jaxson relented and sent him a couple of sex videos, including one of him masturbating. Perez, however, never helped the poor guy out.

Or did he? Because for the day, at least, Jonathon Jaxson may be the most popular blogger on the interwebs. Meanwhile, Perez continues to hold the spot for the most pathetic.


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13 Comments


Carolyn said:

This is what happens when you trust a fat disgusting pig to help you out. I tried to muster up a little sympathy for the poor shlub. But I just can't do it. If you are willing to sell your dignity for a little internet fame then you deserve what happens.


D. Richards (Embarrassed for.) said:

My, what-a horrible faggot.


BarbadoSlim said:

Hah, filthy pig, ride the fame train fatso, your stop is coming up at SlaezyMotelwithadildoupyourass Blvd.


sm said:

let's all just praise jebus that perez's fat ass wasn't actually in the video.

shudder.


bionic bunny said:

no, slim, tell us how you really feel :)


rachel said:

Perez is fabulous you all are looooooooosers


He's a homosexual, like duh! that's what they do. said:

what else would you expect from Perez Hilton?!


shelby said:

I bet it's far from true
but either way
hahahha perez was most definitly playing a joke
on the poor guy and the guy actually went through with it.


susie said:

the guy was probably like, how do i get more people to visit my site, and then perez as a joke said hey do what famous people do, make a sex tape. it was def taken out of context


trilbynhiss said:

I'm no fan of Perez, but why is HE getting slammed when it's the amateur porn star's attempt at bribery that should be on the receiving end of the public's scorn. Don't tell me you enjoyers of porn wouldn't have encouraged a young attractive member of the gender of your choice to send you a nudie vid.


Eliana B said:

Looks like 23/6 has published PH's personal statement on the scandal. Ouch. Check it: http://www.236.com/news/2008/02/28/perez_hilton_responds_to_sex_t_4789.php


Bozo Gloop said:

Rachel, you're a dumb whore.

Sincerely,
The Internets


Cuno said:

Jesus Christ, I'm fucking blind. Ew.