Score: Verb. To gain (a point, goal, run, etc.) in a competitive game.

Could it be? It's still early in the game, but Paris might not end up being the biggest fuck up in the Hilton family after all. Meet Barron Hilton: Paris' 18 year old brother, who has just crashed into the running like an errant Mercedes careening into a gas pump. No, exactly like that.

According to the eyewitness, Barron, who was clad in jeans, white T-shirt and black jacket, "was absolutely falling-down drunk and when the cops arrived he was handcuffed immediately." The 18-year-old had been traveling southbound on the Pacific Coast Highway with a brunette female in the passenger seat when he barreled into the station, hit the station manager and then crashed into a pump. "He couldn't find his wallet to give his license so the cops had to take it from his jeans," added the witness, who also said, "There were six cops and three police cars," and that cops arrived at the scene within 10 minutes of the call.

Let's see here... I'll award him 7 even points for skill, for driving the wrong way on the highway; 7.6 for transition, from the station manager to the gas pump; 5.8 for performance/execution, for the hearty 0.14 blood alcohol level he blew; 7.2 for choreography since he couldn't stand up; and finally 6.9 for interpretation, since he couldn't locate his own wallet on his person. According to my calculations, that gives him an overall score of 6.9, annihilating Paris' score of 6.2 -- making Barron the clear winner in the DUI competition. But we'll have to see how he does in the Sex Tape, Jail Stint, Overall Famewhoring and Shitty Reality Show categories before a clear winner can be declared.