Puppy Love: Noun. An intense but relatively shallow romantic attachment, typically associated with adolescents.

Oh, how fucking precious. The Cultural Antichrist herself, Heidi Montag and boyfriend Spencer Pratt. Like I'd have to watch a single episode of "The Hills" to tell you this is clearly puppy love. Yep, just like a couple of big, dumb, drooling Golden Retrievers; these two. Now if we can only figure out a way to keep Spencer from sticking his nose in people's crotches and stop Heidi from drinking out of the toilet.