Oscar Hangover. Noun. Refers to the feeling one gets around 10 a.m. the day after the Academy Award telecast. 

Christ on a doom buggy! After a half-day red-carpet ceremony, a four-hour Oscar telecast, hundreds of Oscar party images, and 24-hours of fucking recaps, rundowns, and criticisms (all of which we indulged in), I've got a severe Oscar hangover. If I see one more brightly-colored gown or another pair of pasty-white legs, I'm gonna retch and then I'm going to torch the next dress shop I pass by. Only the Oscars could make me pine for Britney and Paris again; comparatively, they seem so refreshing and naive.

Let the long Oscar nightmare be over. Let's return the focus to where it belongs: Drunken upskirts and errant nipples. Bring it, Hollywood.