Nipaphiliac. Noun. Someone obsessed with female nipples, especially in the context of celebrity nip slips.

I'm a decent sized fan of Amy Smart -- she's always been a very serviceable, inoffensively pretty face, and she never fails to bring a little zest to her roles. She got her big break on the ridiculously funny Road Trip, as well as the highly underrated Outside Providence (one of the few Farrelly Brother comedies worth anything -- Alec Baldwin was amazing). She also had a season-long arc on "Felicity" (she was Noel's pregnant girlfriend), and an eye-popping role in Crank, alongside Jason Statham. And who could forget sweet Jamie Palamino ...

You're not even reading this, are you? You're trying to click on the picture, right? You want to see the nipple slip, huh? What are you, a nipaphiliac?! Come on: You know we don't roll that way. Keep clicking, buddy. Pervert.

Oh, fine. If you fucking insist. Creepy-ass nipaphiliacs. Here you go -- Happy Valentine's Day, skeever.