By The Webster's Dominatrix on February 27, 2008 Posted in:
The owner of this ass got her big break when a school teacher overheard her, at age 11, singing an Oasis tune and suggested she had talent. She has a heart murmer and, at the age of 15, she attempted suicide. She also smokes 20 cigarettes a day.
Wowzers. I guess her pantyhose felt so substantial that she only imagined that she was wearing pants.
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And WTF? That is SOME kinda keyfob there. Even gas stations only use a license plate to prevent losing the key. She must have one serious case of "Where the hell did I put my keys?" Maybe someone should gift this gal with a "Clapper."
Wowzers. I guess her pantyhose felt so substantial that she only imagined that she was wearing pants.
.
.
And WTF? That is SOME kinda keyfob there. Even gas stations only use a license plate to prevent losing the key. She must have one serious case of "Where the hell did I put my keys?" Maybe someone should gift this gal with a "Clapper."