McConaughNips. Noun. Refers to Matthew McConaughey's bare chest, often seen exposed every-fucking-where you turn.

The McConaughnips are like Britney Spears' crotch shots or John Updike autographs these days -- a dime a dozen and all over the goddamn place. You can hardly open your eyes anymore without that man's aureoles winking at you. And now, Dolce and Gabana has taken those rock-hard nips and gone and associated them with their bloody cologne. What's great about the noirish commercial, however, is the way that, when McConaughey is wearing a shirt, it's in black and white, but once he takes it off: It's in full color. It's like that Bon Jovi video, where Jon snaps and the whole thing turns to color. Woah, we're halfway there, woah woah ... 1987, I miss you so.