Lolita: Noun. A sexually precocious young girl; from the name of a character in the novel Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov.

Uh yeah, Kelly Osbourne? Lolita you ain't. Lolita's unpleasant British cousin, maybe -- but the only older gentlemen that would be sexually attracted to this thing are the ones you'd likely find trolling around on barely legal transgender chubby-chaser fetish websites. And those types usually takes what they can gets.