Fat Bastard. Noun. On overweight man who makes life difficult; fat disagreeable male.
Here I thought, last week, that the extra chin that Chris O'Donnell is sporting
was indicative of his downward career trajectory. Turns out: It's just part of the new Hollywood fad for male actors: The Fat Bastard is the hippest, happeningest new look in Tinseltown. The latest to model this new look: Russell Crowe.
Get in my belly!