Drag

brooke0211_1.jpgDrag: Adjective. Wearing the clothing of the opposite sex.

Now I do realize it might be a little unfair to rag on Brooke Hogan because of her uh, masculine features. But come on, there's just no excuse for formalwear shopping at Big Eddie's House of Drag. Okay Brooke, I understand. You just don't "fit" into clothing tailored for us regular-sized gals. But that doesn't mean you just have to go grabbing the first iridescent, bedazzled number you find hanging on the rack. Because, you do know Big Eddie's does custom alterations, right? Just ask Beyonce! Hmmm... Maybe not the best example, but hopefully you see what I'm getting at.

brooke0211_5.jpgbrooke0211_4.jpgbrooke0211_3.jpgbrooke0211_2.jpg







7 Comments


Simon B said:

Masculine?

Really??

What sort of skewed scale are you grading on?

Admittedly I have no idea who she is, if she's a nice person or if she has ounce of common sense in her head...but going on looks alone...I can't say I'd be ashamed to be seen out with her in public.


Stacey said:

She's Hulk Hogan's daughter. Now look at her again. See??


Rick Da Ruler said:

Are you freakin kidding me?? Brooke Hogan may indeed be the Hulkster's lil baby gurl, but don't get it too twisted about her physical attributes and/or appearance...I'd not only BE DAMNED PROUD,BUT HAPPY AS HELL TO HAVE HER ON MY ARM OR ON MY LAP...ASAP & OFTEN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE...I have no problem whatsoever w/the goodies that she brings to the party or the hott package that it comes in..


Gaby said:

She doesn't look masculine whatsoever.


bionic bunny said:

okay, boys and girls, now peek UNDER the dress...


Simon B said:

Ohhhh...so that's who she is. I wouldn't have guessed.

Well, all the same, if you're into the blonde glamorous types, she seems perfectly fine to me.

Sometimes I think you and Dustin are just looking way too hard to find something wrong.


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Oh, come now!

The daughter of Hulk Hogan is not going to be a Kylie Minogue. Sometimes you fluke out, my father is over six feet tall, I'm five-even, but generally speaking, I'm not sure what gets accomplished by blaming someone for her genes. At any rate, we all know that her brother is the bucket of spew in the family. Yeah, the dress isn't to my, er, taste, and objectively it doesn't fit up top. It's too loose and too tight at the same time, or something. But if we're talking about her being large, please tell it's in reference to her seemingly Amazonian stature.