Doomsday Clock
Doomsday Clock: Noun. A symbolic clockface which uses the analogy of the human race being at a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction."Rumors have been swirling all week that Britney might be pregnant with ol' Landing Strip Face's kid, after he went around and started bragging to all the tabloids about it. Now we didn't take much stock in that because, well, Adnan is a ginormous famewhoring loser.
But that was before I saw this recent photo. So... Yep! Looks like it's safe to set the Doomsday Clock forward another minute or so -- because Britney is smoking for two now!
FAS face won't even describe the mutation that's gonna come out of that rotting stinkhole she calls vagina, she might actually give birth to an actual hammerhead shark, and with terrorist affiliations no less.
Someone put this collaborating retard out of her misery already, please!
I knew there wasn't a god. All you christians take note: this picture.
I hope for the sake of mankind that Britney has one of those 'Do Not resuscitate' cards in her purse.
Maybe she just ate a huge steak & pasta dinner, and on top of that, is constipated from all the meds they're surely (for the love of all that is good) shoving down her maw these days. Or she's just bloated because she's about to start her period! Yeah...that's it, right?
Right?! I mean, there's still *some* hope right!?!? The human race isn't totally doomed!
*sigh* I'm off to stockpile food, water, & ammo now.