Dickhead
Dickhead: Noun. A stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man.After getting sued for slander and defamation for calling Missy Chase Lapine, the woman whose book Jessica Seinfeld blatantly plagiarized, a "nut job" and a "wacko celebrity stalker," Jerry Seinfeld wants to let us know it was all just a big misunderstanding! You see, he was joking! Get it? He's comedian! That's what they do.
So I'm sure Jerry won't mind whatsoever if I call him a huge, egomaniacal, Scientology lovin' dickhead with stupid hair, who -- let's face it -- was the least funny part of "Seinfeld" anyway. See what I did there? I was just kidding! Oh no, I actually did mean all those things -- but it's totally just a joke. Get it? Hilarious!
I usually go easy on Jerry on account on many hours of enjoying his show. However, he's always struck me as one of these people who are reeeeeallly up their own asses and thinks the world revolves around their petty little problems.
Keep your piehole shut Jerry.
Like Warren Beatty He really, really, really hates being married and a Daddy and wishes his troublesome, irritating family would go away and leave him the hell alone with his money.
Who the fuck does Seinfeld's wife think she's trying to be? Jerry's looking at the camera with a smile that suggests that his wife has her index finger in his ass -- but the wife is looking off, like she has so much to ponder about. It's tough being the woman of a multi-millionaire.
She's deep.