Denied: Verb. Rejected or refused; the ultimate insult.

Amy Winehouse got her ass denied by the American Embassy in London, after applying for a visa to enter the United States to attend and perform at the Grammy Awards this weekend. And I know what you're all thinking, that maybe this has something to do with her getting caught on tape smoking crack. But let's be serious though, people -- this is America we're talking about. Smoking crack is practically a national pastime.

No, the real truth is she got banned because the good people at the American embassy discovered a whole new strain of nits living in that goddamn beehive of hers. As you know, it's illegal to bring over foreign biological materials into the country, because you never know what kind of havoc that could be wreaked by introducing a new species into the ecosystem. She's going to need at very least, a serious head to toe delousing before they let her anywhere near this country.