Comeuppance

suckitbrady.jpgComeuppance: Noun. Deserved reward or just deserts, usually unpleasant.

After running the tables all season long, and being complete fucking dicks about it -- running up the score, smugging it up for the cameras, shoving humble pie into the mouths of opponents and generally douching up the football field -- the New England Patriots finally got their comeuppance last night, after the (woeful) New York Giants defeated them 17-14 with a last minute touchdown. For the first time in years now, the folks back in Boston -- who have slowly risen from the ashes of decades of futility to become the most obnoxious sports town in America -- are finally the lovably disgruntled folks we know and love again. Thanks Bill Belichick.

Suck it, Brady. Take your 50 TDs and your 18 wins and your supermodel girlfriend and your supermodel baby and choke on it, bitch.


6 Comments


Rock It said:

You took the words right outta my mouth.
[bowing before the master]


Kolby said:

I have nothing to say, except, WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Saint Nightwalker said:

"Smugging it up for the camera."

Oh shit, compared to who? Convenient of you to forget all about galaxy class douchnozzles such as T.O and Chad Johnson, who do nothing BUT mug for the cameras. You're an example of yet another self-absorbed, self-centered ego centric GenX/GenY er who thinks that they and only they know what is hip/cool/with it/chic/happening and that they and only they can comment on popular culture. That's all fine and well, but you show yourself to be an ignorant jackenape when you turn to something that you know absolutely dick about, such as pro football. The Patriots have comported themselves with class and dignity all season long and to suggest otherwise without any sort of proof to back up your bullshit claim exposes you as a liar, a cheat and pus crusted douche waffle.


ScarletKnight said:

Douche waffle, well tomorrow is Pancake Day...


Abazur said:

Wow...someone's bitter...and what is this "running up the score" douche shit? My goodness, if fucking professional football! If you don't want the other team to score, prevent them from doing so. Isn't that why they get paid lots of money? Jesus H. Christ on trampoline...I'm a person of Boston, and I say, "Good job, Giants. You beat our team, which is something no other team was able to do. Congratulations, you deserve it." The rest of the NFL? Suck it. You lost, too, but you lost to the Patriots.


mick said:

wow... i'm sorry, did you guys miss belicheck running off the field before the game even ended? That was classy and dignified? He's a classless chump. And before you unleash some new england douchebaggery on me, i played in the NFL... so YES SIR I know pro football. Get your fat ass off the couch and run a lap before you start knocking anyone's knowledge (even Dustin... no offense buddy) of the game. Belicheck is a douchebag of the highest order. His players like him because he protects them... plus, he doesn't out all of their indiscretions to the media as some coaches do.

however, Tom Brady happens to be a very nice guy and much smarter than he looks. He and Drew Bledsoe are also mortal enemies, don't let their professional behavior fool you.

I also agree, it's not running up the score... you don't want it run up on you, bury someone 2 feet in dirt. I will never know why, but no one seemed to ever get on that. I thought one of the redskins would do it, but Gibbs would never order it.

in closing, you boston kids had a great run... but please, stop your sour grapes and shut the fuck up. More importantly, I've never ever heard of teams taping practices and walkthroughs, that shit there is some Grade A cheating. Enjoy the stunning loss, you've earned it.