Burn

paris0226_1.jpgBurn: Verb. Slang; to insult or disrespect someone.

Not only has Paris Hilton recently been seen out with Benji Madden, twin brother of Nicole Richie's boyfriend Joel Madden, but sources are reporting that the heiress is also shopping around a new reality show in which she purportedly searches for a new best friend.

"Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."

Oh, burn!!!! I don't know what Nicole Richie did to piss off the whore mafia, but as you can see it's pretty serious. There's no way both of these douchebags would "just happen" to be dating heiresses. This must be all part of Paris' master plan to... uh, have sex with with Nicole's baby uncle!! Well, what do you want? This is Paris Hilton we're talking about, not Lex Luthor.

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4 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Why is this white-boy dressed like Jam Master Jay?

Paris who?


Stacey said:

I was kind of thinking more along the lines of "Powder" incognito. Oh yeah! I did so just throw a "Powder" reference out there!


BarbadoSlim said:

Yes, yes, we all like "Powder" references especially me, as you well know. I don't know how I missed it...


Hater from Siloam Springs said:

Wow. "Lex Luthor" -- that's awesome. Not only is she not a world-class revenge-seeker, she's not even on-par with a comic book revenge-seeker.

Stacey, you win. There's no comeback to that.