Brainiac
Brainiac: Noun. An exceptionally intelligent person.It seems as though Mariah Carey is trying to reinvent herself as the "thinking man's woman." Not only does Carey have new album coming out titled E=MC2, but she enlisted the help of crapfest director Brett Ratner to direct the video for her first single, "Touch My Body" -- in which she is portrayed as a nerd's fantasy.
"Mariah looks better than she has ever looked. It's ridiculous," Ratner said. "Mariah has an incredible body, but she was always kind of very voluptuous. Now she's just like, fit. And we were like, we've got to show this body.
That's a great and all, but I'm pretty sure that Jack McBrayer, playing the aforementioned part of "the nerd," might actually be gay. You'd think these brainiacs would have picked up on a detail like that. But I guess trying to convince us that a gay guy would be attracted to Mariah Carey is about as believable as someone with an IQ in the double digits being attracted to Mariah Carey.
If you so wish, you'll find the video for "Touch My Body" after the jump.
i'm incredibly disappointed in jack brayer.
His name's Jack McBrayer, not Brayer.
Sounds like Ratboy spent his "directing" time jacking-off to Fatty McPillpopper over here.
Whoops. My bad. He is gay though, right? The tiny bit of research I did on the subject turned up nothing.
I vaguely knew Jack when he was doing Improv on the 2nd Stage at The Second City here in Chicago and he always said he wasn't gay and improv rumors pretty much confirmed it...He was an excellent party host and was always very nice to me.
That is all.
132 and totally would do her. So there.
B-Slim, dag.
I didn't watch the video, but if that picture near the headline is any indication, and that indicates 'fat'...I'm going to discuss this with my chocolate milk in my chambers.