boo.ty.li.cious \'bu:t-e-'lish-*s\ Adjective. (modif. of MF butin, fr. MLG bu-te exchange) 1: curvaceous or voluptuous, esp. in the derriere (i.e., booty) 2: sexually attractive in a way that causes males ages 18-25 to desire to grope, fondle, lick, or otherwise touch the booty parts. (Source: Urban Dictionary)

Kim Kardishian may not have three brain cells in her entire head to rub together for fire; she may not be able to dial her own phone number without assistance; and she may be the biggest mockery of the American Dream this side of Paris Hilton, but you know what? As much as it pains me, I respect the ass.

Bow down, Beyonce: You have met your match.