Bashmouth. Noun. From the Urban Dictionary: The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue. Side-effects may include one or all of the following: 1) Cottonmouth; 2) Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving; 3) massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin; 4) aversion to natural light, 5) minor/spatial amnesia; 6) wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste; and 7) blue handprints on your toilet.
I would not want to be Lilly Allen in this picture. Her bashmouth probably tastes like a fucking Tickle Me Elmo doll that's been run through the sewer and dipped in an ashtray. Blech
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Isn't this girl pregnant? If so, that baby is feeling just as shitty as her momma!
she may be skinny now but she still has fat knees. not even a fatknee dress can hide those lumps!
miscarriage