Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Ashlee Simpson is continuing to insist to the world that she's some kind of rebel with her new song, "Rule Breaker." If your eardrums are impervious to shitty music you can listen to it here -- otherwise, here is a sampling of lyrics:

I just wanna color outside the lines
I've been reprimanded 'bout a thousand times
I'm a Rulebreaker
You know that I'm a Rulebreaker

S-s-s-s-s-some say I'm a black sheep
No, I'm not gon sleep late
Up around 3 o`clock, drinkin til my tummy full
You think I'm a rebel, sweet-talkin makin trouble
Get here on the double 'fore I break a little somethin down

Coloring outside the lines and "drinkin til your tummy full?" Okay Ashlee, we get it, you're a badass. Now why don't you stop and take a moment to consider the example you're setting for your young fans with this unbridled display of rebellion. These kids look up to you, and emulating this kind of behavior could lead to them chewing gum during class, or worse yet -- sneaking into R rated movies. So you just go ahead and think about that.