American Dream: Noun. The dream of a land in which life should be better and richer and fuller for every man and woman, with opportunity for each according to his ability or achievement.

Amy Winehouse nearly swept the 50th annual Grammy awards last night, winning five out of the six Grammys she was nominated for -- including record of the year, song of the year and best new artist. Winehouse however, had to attend the event via satellite after having her visa denied likely due to ongoing drug-related investigations in London.

See Amy? This is exactly why immigrants have always flocked to this great land of ours in search of a better way of life. In America, we don't care if you're a crack-smoking miscreant. Not only will we still love you, but we'll prove it by handing you some of the most prestigious awards our country has to offer. It's called the American Dream baby, so put that in your crack pipe and smoke it!