Achiever: Noun. One who reaches or attains a desired objective by effort, skill, or courage.

According to a statement from her reps, Eva Mendes has checked into Lindsay Lohan's rehab 'o choice, Utah's Cirque Lodge. I'm gonna be honest here... Although I'm vaguely aware of Eva Mendes, I really had no fucking clue who she actually was, despite my chosen profession as a gossip blogger. A quick trip to IMDB helpfully informs me that she's an actress who has forged a career starring in a slew of totally shitty movies like Ghost Rider, 2 Fast 2 Furious and a bunch of other crap I wouldn't watch if it came on basic cable when I was hungover on a Sunday afternoon and the remote was all the way across the room.

But to go through all the trouble of heading to rehab just to get me to care about her? Well, that makes her a real achiever in my book. Keep reachin for those stars, Eva!